Männer sind

I can’t argue with this. But some of us are also sexy as shit.

And your point is…..

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She said it with Amy

[I tried to make her go to rehab] and, just said no no no.

so I say it with the Beatles:
Day after day, alone on a hill, me with the foolish grin keeping perfectly still.
But nobody wants to know me, you can see that I’m just a fool, and I never gives an answer,

But the fool on the hill, sees the sun going down, and the eyes in my head, see the world spinning ’round…

Well on the way, Head in a cloud, The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud But nobody ever hears him, or the sound he appears to make, and he never seems to notice…

<small>Lyrics by: Amy Winehouse and the Beatles</small>

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No one will march there at all

I’m an innocent victim of a blinded alley
and I’m tired of all these soldiers here
no one speaks English, and everything’s broken
and my Stacys are soaking wet
to go waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you’ll go waltzing Matilda with me…

… no, I don’t want your sympathy, the fugitives say that the streets aren’t for dreaming now

Kiss

Für dich, zum Tag der Frau! ;-)

Fortschritt

2010: Woman gets the Man she wants

Random House hat eine “step by step” Anleitung veröffentlicht, wie frau den “Mann ihrer Träume” bekommt!
(funxt aber nur bei Blondinen und|oder Geishas)

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Geniales zum Sonntag

Heute: die Einmann Säge!

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Der Master des Geschnatter

Johnny Depp has a language all his own!

But I like him (who not?)

Sex Skandal im Vatikan

Tutti Perversi!
Nicht genug, dass in deutschen Klöstern Knaben “en masse” missbraucht worden sind. Nun stellt sich heraus, dass selbst im Vatikan “peinliches” sich hinter dicken Mauern verbirgt.

Zitat der Spiegel:
“Rom – “Im Vergleich zu dem bin ich bloß normal ausgestattet, er hat einen unglaublichen Körper. Ab zehn Uhr hat er Zeit, er ist ein Freund von mir und tut, was ich ihm sage.” Solche Mitschnitte aus Telefonaten, aus sehr delikaten Telefonaten, haben dem Vatikan einen deftigen Skandal um Sex und Prostitution beschert.”

Sometimes you get the bear; sometimes the bear gets you…

It was only a matter of time before the repressive, hypocritical religion slot machine came up “Vatican” “Gay” “Prostitution Ring” and “Scandal”…

There seems to be a God.

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